Regulate Dihydrogen Monoxide to save the Planet!

Dihydrogen monoxide or DHMO is also called “hydroxyl acid.”

Hey, did anyone notice this was posted on April 1? – Ed

Clearly the EPA must regulate DHMO because it:

• is the major component of acid rain.
• contributes to the “greenhouse effect”.
• contains high levels of hydrogen.
• may cause severe burns.
• is fatal if inhaled.
• contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
• accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
• may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

• as an industrial solvent and coolant.
• in nuclear power plants.
• in the production of Styrofoam.
• as a fire retardant.
• in many forms of cruel animal research.
• in the distribution of pesticides.
• as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.

For additional information see Wikipedia.