Regulate Dihydrogen Monoxide to save the Planet!

Dihydrogen monoxide or DHMO is also called “hydroxyl acid.”

Hey, did anyone notice this was posted on April 1? – Ed

Clearly the EPA must regulate DHMO because it:

  • is the major component of acid rain.
  • contributes to the “greenhouse effect”.
  • contains high levels of hydrogen.
  • may cause severe burns.
  • is fatal if inhaled.
  • contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
  • accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
  • may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
  • has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

  • as an industrial solvent and coolant.
  • in nuclear power plants.
  • in the production of Styrofoam.
  • as a fire retardant.
  • in many forms of cruel animal research.
  • in the distribution of pesticides.
  • as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.

For additional information see Wikipedia.


One Comment

  1. Perhaps we could get a famous Hollywood type (preferably with blonde hair) to take up the cause.

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