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Johann Pachelbel’s Canon in D Major

One of the greatest music compositions ever. Johann Pachelbel’s most famous composition is his Canon in D Major. There are many renditions. Here are my top three. Which do you prefer? A: Jean-Francois Paillard, Kanon Orchestre de Chambre B: London Symphony Orchestra   C: (the ultimate best version)  

Christmas at a Gas Station

by Anonymous The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn’t been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn’t hate Christmas, just couldn’t find a reason to celebrate. He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been …

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The Ultimate Flight

Think you’re a pilot? Try this! No airplane. – Ed 150 mph, 4000 ft descent, 170 bpm heart rate SENSE OF FLYING from Goovinn on Vimeo

Live to fly another day

  December 7, 2012, Lethbridge, Canada. Pilot ejects from damaged FA-18. Rockets blow away canopy. This is about 2 seconds before crash, shown below. (If you don’t have fast reactions, don’t fly these babies.)

What a great country!

This morning I went to sign up my dogs for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy’s are. They expect me to feed them, provide …

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A New Christmas Message

Listen to the audio version of “The Message” here. Presenting “The Message“, written in the classic style of “The Night before Christmas.” This original poem breathes new life into the timeless spirit of Christmas and the Message of Jesus. Early reviews are already pouring in from around the world praising Berry’s writing: “Jay I loved …

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Little Akio

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give me Death’?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775,” he said. “Very good! — Who said, ‘Government of …

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When the Poo Hits the Fan

My son, Kim, produced this musical video. – Ed Copyright (c) 2012 by Kim Berry This song is a tribute to “Doomsday Preppers” using a PC version of “WTSHTF.” LYRICS